Edit: I just realized that it probably would have been ok to proclaim my illicit love because my livejournal is friends only, and everyone on my friends list either knows my shame and accepts me as I am, or loves Fall Out Boy themselves because
1. I corrupted them. That is apparently what I do; I corrupt and ruin people.
2. They are, in fact, one of the kids these days.
3. They evidently share a brain with me even though they live on the opposite side of the country.